You know you’re in Africa when…
… A lizard crawls up your leg, across your body, and jumps off your neck while you’re in church.
… Your most boyish boys wear pink velvet shorts, a pink Winnie the Pooh t-shirt, and watch Barbie’s 12 Dancing Princesses.
… You hear a Celine Dion song as a ringtone on a grown man’s phone and nobody laughs but you.
… You get proposed to on a daily basis, even if you haven’t shaved your legs in weeks.
… A simple trip to the market is also a muddy danger zone. But don’t worry, the heavy rains will clean you off on your walk home!
… A tractor is the equivalent of a roller coaster.
… A 14 year old boy’s favorite song is “Kiss the Girl” from the Little Mermaid.
… Kids don’t wait for fruit to ripen and fall off. Instead, they scale 20 foot paw paw trees and pick it off themselves.
… Laundry day turns into a fashion show.
… A child’s idea of a pet is a beetle that they caught and tied to a string.
… Your class time is disrupted when the students spot a crab and a bird chasing each other outside your room (see video blelow).
… You are hardly recognizable in your visa photos due to the layer of dirt, beads of sweat, and lack of makeup that adorn your face.
… Instead of “Sweet Home Alabama”, kids think that Lynyrd Skynyrd once sang about “Sweet Home Obama”.
… You lose in a foot race to 10 year old boys who are half your size.
… Friday night entertainment consists of coloring a cardboard refrigerator box! (Ok, so maybe that one isn’t just for Africa. Can you blame me?)
Love,
Lindsay